Completely & Utterly at the Mercy of the Universe

The awful things cannabis makes me say and do.

Aw I found a seed.

Shall I plant it? Haha. I’ll just plant a marijuana seed in some corner of the yard and see what happens. Nah this baby looks fertile, I’m saving it.

Our babies <3

Our babies <3

I’m 99% sure I just got my cat high. She keeps rubbing her face against my shoes LOL. She seriously never does that. And she was licking in between my toes a few seconds ago. And she got horny out of nowhere earlier. SHE’S AT MY TOES AGAIN!! OH MY GOD I’M HIGH TOO THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. I GOT HIGH WITH MY CAT THAT MAKES US CLOSER THAN EVER BEFORE. 

Okay she stopped with the toes. Back to the shoe. She sho high. She also has stoner eyes lol.

browsethestacks:

All Dolled Up by imaginism

browsethestacks:

All Dolled Up by imaginism

Me: Rufus is our king, am I right? (Rufus is our pug) Am I right, A?
A: No. He is retahded.
Me: No he's not! *uncontrollable laughter*
A: Nigga, his brains is scrambled. He's retarded.
*we break into uncontrollable laughter*
When my best friend & I hot-boxed a car for the first time
lotus